Things to ponder 1

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

What's another word for thesaurus? 

What would we have called the color orange if it 
wasn't a fruit? 

After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour 
before getting out of the water? 

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? 

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," 
and you put your two cents in, what happens to the 
other penny? 

Why is the man who invests all your money called a 
broker?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just
stale 
bread to begin with. 

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Stupidity got us into this mess. Why can't it get us 
out?

The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know 
when you are finished.

Money isn't everything, but at least it encourages 
relatives to stay in touch.

Why do they report power outages on TV?