Signs You've been online too long

1. I just tryed to enter my password on my microwave.

2. I have a list of 15 phone numbers for my family of three.

3. I called my son's beeper to tell him it was time for eat. He e-mailed me from the bedroom asking what was for lunch.

4. I chat several times with a person in Australia but have no idea what the name of my next door neighbor might be.

5. I pulled up in my own driveway and used my cell phone to see if anybody was home.

6. Using real money instead of a debit card requires too much advance planning.

7. I've started tilting my head sideways to smile :-)