Dumb Labels

On a hair dryer:
DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING

On a bar of soap:
USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP

On a frozen dinner:
SERVING SUGGESTION, DEFROST

On a hotel-provided shower cap:
FITS ONE HEAD

On a tiramisu dessert:
DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN (this was printed on the bottom of the box)

On a package of bread pudding:
PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER EATING

On children's cough medicine:
DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY

On a sleep aid:
WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS

On a Korean kitchen knife:
WARNING- KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN

On an airline packet of nuts:
OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS